RECORDS
All in all McThing have made ten albums, here are a few
MCTHING - Sep '01
1) AIRBOURNE MUTILATOR
2) AURAL HATE MAIL
3) PENIS PUPPETRY
4) HI HO SILVER LINING
5) BUMCHINARSEFACE (MR HIGGINS)
6) BLAIR BLAIR BLAIR
7) HERE WE GO
8) EARWACKS
9) SAUSAGE DOG
10) IRAQI ASS MAP
11) WHITE WHORE MOMMA SLUT
12) YOUR SISTERS ON MY LIST
13) HEAVY METAL STAMP COLLECTOR
PARTY TIL YOU PUKE! - Oct '02
1) Heken of troy
2) The drugs don't work
3) Diggin' with stig
4) Too posh to push
5) No time for shitting
6) Banana man
7) McThing
8) Big car, small man
9) Drowning in tears
10) Umwaggawhackaman
11) Cock rock shock
GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOTS - April '03
1) Fiona Cooper
2) Domestiic Terrorist
3) Ferris Bueller
4) Invalid Sauce
5) Nasty Brian
6) George Snark
7) Biffed up
8) Banana rum
9) Das ist eine kugelschreiber
10) Purple headed womb ferret
11) The ambient dance track
12) Kerfuffle
13) Alien roach Park
14) Sisters of Percy
15) Splosh!
16) Psycho killer
17) Thinking with the helmet rather than the head
18) C 'n' D
LOBSTER - June '03
1) Tara the otter
2) Brian de Palmer
3) Poltron
4) Ming the merciless
5) My wife
6) Letter of the week
7) sausage in the road
8) Ode
9) Road to Fotheringhay
10) Hurly burly
11) Lamp post
12) Pretty stoned
13) Fishy times
14) Ho!
15) Rampant rabbit love song
16) Cry me a river
17) Rageh Omaar
18) From my jail cell
19) Busted in custard
20) Snot badger
21) To Asgard we fly
22) Bitch-to-mix
BANANA FLAVOURED PENGUINS - Feb '04
1) Mobile phone cunt
2) Colour of my sick
3) Wombat song
4) Winter of our discontent
5) I am a whampyre
6) Phlegm chimp
7) Camel's foot
8) Pinprick bugfucker
9) Westwood twat
10) Devil in the supermarket
11) Cooking fat
12) Rhinocerous
13) Arthur the cat
14) Telephone
15) Purgative politics
16) Millionaire bitch
17) Mrs. Fourcats
18) Dr. Feelbad
19) Hooray! Hooray! The mouse is dead
20) Thesis on my faeces
21) Birthday song
22) Sheep
23) Troglodytic
24) Self-toucher
25) Earwax
26) Lunchbox
27) Banana flavoured penguins
CHAIRLEG UP YOUR ARSE! - Jul' 04
1) Chairleg up your arse
2) Burgler bastard
3) Dribble piss
4) Yesman
5) Crush
6) Jack Spratt
7) Unhelpful Ron from B.T. song
8) Sandwiches
9) Creeping barrage
10) Black widow curry killer
11) Boggis goes to Luton
12) Hi, my name is Zorn
13) Bugger grips
14) Kilroy Silk's groin milk
15) Angus McBumfarty
16) No sleep 'til Quicksave
17) If paradise could be twice as mice
18) Scurf
RUBBISH & BOLLOX - Jul 05
1) £10 wank
2) Skint
3) Standing in the shadow
4) Gasboard
5) Clithead Ken
6) This is a song about politics
7) Larger than life
8) Gone off
9) No tossers
10) Cross eyed ferret
11) Angry mallard
12) Larynx the lamb
13) William
14) The art of government
15) On the bus
16) Refuge
17) No more fucking trains
18) Club you (like a seal)
19) Polyester child molester (Ode to Jonathan King)
20) 747 (Strangers in the night)
21) Jazz confusion
ALL AVAILABLE FROM BARKING CAT RECORDS
Prices vary please contact the webmaster@mcthing.20m.com
Poet can copy them much easier johnpoet@hotmail.com
for about £1.30 including postage.
